Net Watch
by Bob Green
A multiple thousand dollar computer.
An investment in you and your family's future. A machine to
make you more efficient, to multiply your efforts, educate the
kids, streamline your life, etc., etc., etc. These are the arguments
that in most cases the husband brings to the wife to justify
the expense of a computer. Mama's suspicions are beginning to
rise as she slips into the den late at night. She finds her
hubby sitting in the darkened room bathed in the oscillating
glow of the computer monitor. There he sits with a slack-jawed
idiot stare as he relentlessly toasts unsuspecting aliens. Night
after night he keeps up the vigilant pursuit of saving the world,
but no, not just the world, the entire universe, from one threat
after another. Hey, it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do
it. Computer games. I believe computer games are probably the
closest thing a human being can have to a computer virus. These
insidious programs can eat up more time than the machine can
ever save. About the time the user starts becoming bored with
his favorite release from reality, a programmer develops a new
game that will eat the next two months of his spare time. To
be perfectly honest, the games are incredibly fun and wonderful
stress busters as well.
Last summer, I was involved in
one of my favorite pastimes away from the computer. I love to
travel around Hocking County and go yard sailing. We have some
of the best yard sales for antiques and odd ball items of any
area in the country I'd venture to guess. Well, anyway, I saw
a little cardboard sign and nosed my car up the driveway into
a grassy area where tracks of other cars had been. Card tables
and benches held the treasures of a bygone era. A bowling ball,
clothing, unused wedding presents, some lamps, an old remington
electric razor, and there in a box on the ground was an odd
looking electronic type of device that somehow seemed familiar.
It got my attention, and I went over and picked it up. I was
trying to figure out what it was when I noticed the name . .
. Atari. It was one of the old ping pong type computer games
that hooked up to the TV. It was probably fifteen years ago
or so that I had purchased one of those devices and I remembered
how enthralled the family had become in playing with that gadget.
I kind of chuckled to myself noticing the $3.00 price tag on
it. That's probably how much my current computer will be worth
in fifteen years.
It's amazing how fast technology
changes. I forget how much was paid for that old Atari system
when it was new, but today a person can go into the Internet
and get games that can be downloaded for free that are light-years
ahead of those old games. Actually, a person can get hundreds
and even thousands of programs of games, business programs,
recipe programs, etc., etc. absolutely free to try. This revolutionary
way for programmers to market their products allows you to use
the product for typically a thirty-day trial basis and it's
called shareware. If you like the program and plan to continue
to use it, it becomes a matter of honor for you to send that
programmer his asking fee. After the fee is sent, you will generally
receive a user's manual and any new upgrades for the program.
The amount and variety of shareware programs are nearly unimaginable.
To get a glimpse of what I'm saying, go to (http://www.shareware.com/)
in the Internet. This one library has more than 210,000 shareware
programs to choose from. Download to your heart's content. One
game that my family is particularly fond of is very similar
to the popular "Sonic the Hedgehog" game by Sega.
The game is called "Jazz Jackrabbit". It's very fast
paced and the graphics are incredible. You can download for
free at the site mentioned and the name of the file is jjxmas95.zip.
Be prepared for a wait, though. It will take up to an hour to
download the game due to its size.
I just remembered promising to
put some zucchini recipes into my columns, so I slipped over
to the Net and typed in Zucchini and pulled down the following
recipe. It was posted in England and I'm not familiar with some
of the ingredients. I suppose you could always substitute something
else. Actually, I don't care too much for zucchini but a promise
is a promise. If you do decide to try it and it turns out great,
let me know (mdpine@brutus.bright.net).
"Zucchini chutney"
Ingredients:
Zucchini............2?3
Onions..............1
Hing................½ tsp.
Tamcon..............½ tsp.
Green chillies......2?3
Preparation:
[1] Fry cut zucchini, onions, and green chillies.
[2] Add turmeric, salt, cook on low flame for 5 ? 10 minutes.
[3] Boil tamcon, add to mix above.
[4] Pulverize the whole thing in blender.
[5] Seasoning: Thalshi Kottify with mustar seeds, urad daal.
One day, I was in a friend's office
talking about the Internet and somebody asked if we could find
a recipe for Cajun cooking. We ran a search and somehow landed
in a home page area of a family that lived deep in the heart
of Louisiana and got a recipe for alligator stew. Yummy (yech!).
Whatever you want I'm sure you'll find. Keep me posted and let
us all know if you come up with something fantastic (mdpine@brutus.bright.net).
Another promise made for the past
several weeks has been to give business people some good pointers
to locations that might help them. There is one that I just
recently learned about that will come in very handy for businesses.
Many business people overlook this in their search for markets
and customers, but one of the first places I contact is any
association that might be related to the target market. Quite
often a friendly call from yourself to the association secretary
is all that's needed to gather strategic information about the
particular marketplace. I've even had some to send me packages
of information which included member lists. Now there is a location
to go to on the Net that has a list of more than 10,000 Business
and Professional associations. Type in a word and it will be
checked with all of those associations. You might find some
whole new business areas you never even thought about. Check
it out and happy hunting. (http://www.newmarket?forum.com/).
If it works out and you feel guilty about the fact that the
service is free, I am willing to accept stocks, cash, new automobiles
and/or cruises.
Another piece of marketing advice
that I'd like to pass along is to start collecting the E-mail
addresses of customers. Even if you don't have a computer today,
take my advice on this one. If you begin now, by the time you're
ready to start using the Internet as a sales channel, you should
have a good base of customers to work with. We'll take a closer
look at how to use those E-mail addresses in some of the upcoming
columns. It appears that my space is used up, so until next
week, happy surfing.